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L eave it to Fox News to declare that phone sex is as good as the real thing. I disagree, but of course I disagree with Fox News on a lot of issues.

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The folks at Fox can think whatever they want. Phone sex is not golden. Others may swear by phone sex. There are plenty of women out there who are just as horny as men. Phone sex can scratch an itch while allowing a person to not have to actually commit to anyone. Phone sex can help keep a couple close. I want a real one. F or this reason, I have very little experience with phone sex. And even then, it took a while for phones to get up to speed with the capacity to pass photos back and forth.

For that reason, as a younger woman, the only sex I had experience with was the eye-gazing, bodily-fluid-sharing kind. OkCupid was an underwhelming experience for me. Everyone seemed to be throwing darts into the darkness, which made it a sure thing none of us would ever hit our mark. W ith the end of my marriage a few years ago, though, I was reintroduced back into the dating scene. And, of course, like so many other people in this era, I depended on the Internet to meet a new man.

OkCupid was an underwhelming experience for me though. The men whom I did reach out to meet, never wrote back. Tinder was a welcome change to this. By actively offering profile after profile to swipe through, and a match only being made when both individuals liked each other, conversations were started much faster and efficiently.

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I had a much better Tinder experience than I ever did on OkCupid. And yet, there was still a lot of riffraff to filter through. My first experience with such a Tinder denizen came one night when I was sick with the flu. Ironically, this was also the first night I downloaded the app. It just happened to be when I had the free time to chat. I immediately matched with Greg, a musician, who also intimated he was extremely busy.

And yet, here he was taking the time to text with me. He asked what I was looking for on the relationship front. Just friends? Or just fun? I was fresh out of a marriage. I was open to find out. He was laughing his Women look for phone sex man off? It was crickets on my end. You want to Skype? I bet you have a beautiful butt. Jeez, this guy moved fast. I could think of a few adjectives to describe my nether regions at that moment. The term moist was not among them. That was exactly why I had downloaded the app. My curiosity had been piqued though. A few weeks later, I started chatting with a guy named Tom, a photographer, who said he lived in downtown Los Angeles.

I checked the link to his website, and I really liked his work. I thought we had similar creative sensibilities. Maybe it might be a match. That was when Tom suggested we try some phone sex before we met for real. I like the girls I date to be into it, too. Now I was the one hearing crickets. M aybe for this reason, the next time I came upon a guy who suggested we have phone sex, I assented. I was eager to meet someone, and my issue with phone sex was holding me back.

I was the one with the problem. So when Dylan, a self-declared poet, said he wanted to have phone sex, I said yes. Dylan also alleged he had a bedroom that overlooked the ocean. He proved this by sending over a photo of his view. The problem was, there was something else blocking a full view of the ocean: his dick. Not only would this be my first time having phone sex, but it was my first dick pic, to boot.

I can thank Dylan for killing two birds with one stone in that respect. Would love to cummmmmmm. How about I call you. And you make me cummmmmm…. I suppose being a poet gave him poetic to create his own grammar rules. That was a whole lot of ellipses, fragmented sentences and the intentional misspelling of the word cum. But alas, against my better judgment, I dialed his digits. He huffed and puffed into the phone and then declared he was finished. No one said that when you have phone sex, you have to have good manners. Dylan did not. He might be a poet with a view of the ocean from his bedroom, but he was still a prick.

He contacted me two weeks later on a Sunday around noon. I groaned when I saw his call coming through. I was definitely not in the mood for phone sex and definitely not with him. I was with my. Besides Dylan was just calling because he wanted to cummmmmmm….

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I let the phone ring. Dylan called back again. He called another time, and another. By call five, I grabbed my phone and locked myself in my bedroom, while my kids continued to finish lunch.

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That was that with Dylan. I blocked him and therefore never heard from him again. M aybe these are just my bad experiences. I doubt it. But for me, no phone sex, please. Thank you very much. Former Playboy writer. Professional over-sharer. More about me: my. Medium is an open platform where million readers come to find insightful and dynamic thinking. Here, expert and undiscovered voices alike dive into the heart of any topic and bring new ideas to the surface.

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